“The end is nigh” she said,
“21st ‘ December to be precise”,
I wasn’t really listening
“Oh “I replied, “that’s nice”
“The end is nigh” she said,
“Yes you said already”
I was taking the piss
“So after shall we have a bevy?”
“The end is nigh” she said,
“The Mayan Calendar shall cease”
I just rolled my eyes and thought
“At least I might get some peace”
“The end is nigh” she said,
“Oh for crying out loud”
“Keep your voice down luv”
“You’re gonna draw a crowd”
“The end is nigh” she said,
“The universe will implode”
I couldn’t help myself
“Should we put Christmas on hold?”
“The end is nigh” she said,
Now enough was enough
“Like you said in 2003?”
And she just walked off in a huff.
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